Just for Kicks

(and to break the stress as finals approach)

Things to Do in a Final Exam that Doesn't Matter

Talk the entire way through the exam.  Read questions aloud and debate your answers with yourself.  If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm sooo sure you can hear me thinking."  Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

Run into the exam room looking around frantically.  Breathe a sigh of relief.  Go to the instructor and say, "They've found me, I have to leave the country," and run off.

Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all of the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas."  If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam.  Say you lost the first one.  Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

Walk in, get the exam, sit down.  About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this.  I've been to every lecture all semester long!!!  What's the deal?!!  And who are you?!!  Where's the regular guy?!!

Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol.  Put it right next to you.  Pray to it often, consider a small sacrifice.

Every now and then clap twice rapidly.  If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper, DUH!!!"

Good Luck on Your Exams